Snot Love In Spain (G. Kooymans/B. Hay/R. Gerritsen/C. Zuiderwijk) 1979

No Promises… No Debts

Decided it was time to take a boxcar ride out of the rain, snow and cold
Me and a friend of mine, a guy I met somewhere down the road
Hummin’ all the way down to Spain on that choo choo train

Safe across the border abidin’ law and order
Lost each other gettin’ high on calvados
I sort of looked up with what must a been the face of gratitude
When she kissed me on my cheek and winked her little voulez-vous

They trampled on my head like a dancer did
Somewhere in Madrid I couldn’t feel, I couldn’t see
Stole my passport and left a red bandana on the steps of the cantina
They threw me out the door, I couldn’t ask for more

Snot love in Spain, snot love in vain
Too young to explain love in Spain

Well I found out pretty soon I could dig myself in down the beach poolside
Rip off a German, hup two baby alright
She was a waitress I couldn’t resist, her brother said she will make you a good wife
Well since I was from over the border abidin’ law and order
We spent the night gettin’ high on calvados

Well I looked up with what must a been the face of solitude
When she slapped me on the face and her brother started gettin’ rude

They trampled on my head like a dancer did
Somewhere in Madrid I couldn’t feel, I couldn’t see
Stole my passport and left a red bandana on the steps of the cantina
They threw me out the door, I couldn’t ask for more

Snot love in Spain, snot love in vain
Too young to explain love in Spain

Snot love in Spain, snot love in vain
Too young to explain snot love in Spain

Stealin’ my passport and then leave a red bandana on the steps of the cantina
They threw me out the door, I can’t ask for more

Snot love in Spain, snot love in vain
Too stubborn to complain, snot love insane
Snot love in vain, snot love in vain
Too stupid to complain snot love in Spain…